I’m administering my drafting exam. Students must leave their bags and coats at the front of the room to counteract cheating.
Well, this year, it seems, some particularly idiotic students are walking out of exams with other people’s bags! On purpose!
That’s what us normal people call theft. And it won’t be tolerated.
Rest assured that if that happens during my exam, I will make sure the police are called and that thieves will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
And I’ll also see about getting thieves expelled. Cuz as far as I’m concerned, there’s just no room for idiots in my class.